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On Monday, actress/liberal witch Roseanne Barr had a few… er… interesting… words to say about conservative talk show host Glenn Beck on her blog, Roseanne World.
I’m going to give you the entire thing, and I will talk about some of the things she says here. First, notice that she rarely uses capital letters. I know, this type of thing is common on the internet and on blogs, but when trying to portray a modicum of intelligence, you follow proper English standards. Everything she said will be in quotation marks.

“GLENN BECK IS STEALING FROM ME!”
“he is a vampire and is vampiring off of my blog. I have been writing about energy vampires here for years! Now I notice he is calling obama and democrats vampires, using all of my verbiage (for which i own the copyright, here at RW).”

Okay, so she owns the word “vampire”. I doubt it highly. Donald Trump tried to copyright “You’re Fired” and Paris Hilton wanted “That’s hot.” Neither of them got it because the statement was much to frequently used. “Vampire”, in any form, is a very common word. Maybe she had a self-proclaimed copyright, but to claim that Beck is stealing from her is… well… stupid.


“this is what he said:" the democrats are trying to vampire off of our businesses, and we need to drive a stake thru their heart." This is calling for race war, it truly is!! Mormons have been programmed to heed the words of their prophets, and glenn beck hangs out with those prophets.”

I do wonder what she means by “race war”. Saying that democrats need to be stopped doesn’t even touch the race issue, let alone the Mormons.

“the truth is glenn beck supports a confederate economy, based on slave wages. He is happy that lots of american citizens have lost their jobs and their homes.”

Note that she has no proof of this for her to say “the truth is”. First, ‘confederate economy” is not a common term that people know, so defining exactly what she means by that is difficult. Second, an economy “based on slave wages” isn’t what he supports. She is making the jump that without Unions, there would be companies taking advantage of their workers, and that these workers would be paid slave wages because of this, so because Beck doesn’t support Unions, he supports slave wages. I can’t say for sure because she didn’t go into it, but that’s what it sounds like.
Finally, he never stated that he is happy about Americans losing homes and jobs. She did. She didn’t give a quote where Beck says “I am happy about Americans losing their jobs and their homes,” she only says that “the truth is”. Thanks for clearing that up, Ms. Barr.

“He is blaming it all on the democrats, who have a black leader. this is subtle racism at its lowest.”

Because the dems have a black leader, and we believe them to be evil, we are racist. Uh… huh…

“He is a republican and is working to elect romney/palin 2012.”

Again, something she only made up. And, even if it was true, only to her audience would that be a bad thing.

“be aware of how the cable channels are sending a despicable racist and anti-worker message into your living rooms. turn off cable news! turn off your televisions if you want to resist being programmed by satan worshippers.”

Now, that’s interesting! Turn your eye back to last year, when America was racist if they didn’t elect Obama as president. We heard, “You don’t like Obama? Must be because he’s black, you racist!” Now we hear that “a despicable racist message” is sent by FOX News. Not to mention “anti-worker”, which doesn’t fit in this paragraph at all. Finally, calling us “satan worshippers” is just not nice. I won’t go into this on the religious aspect, so the most I’ll say is that Roseanne is a meaniehead. ;-)

“But, my dear mr. pro-slavery teenage girl marrying anti gay marriage anti women's rights anti-worker anti constitution america hating traitor polygymist,”

WOW that’s a long name! She decided she’d call him everything she wished he was. Pro-slavery = untrue, teenage-girl marrying = stupid, anti-gay marriage = she says it like it’s a bad thing, anti-women’s rights = in other words, anti-abortion, anti-worker = untrue, anti-constitution = statement unjustified, meaning she doesn’t say why, meaning untrue, America hating = untrue, traitor = she forgot that only democrats are that one, polygamist = see, “teenage-girl marrying.”

“you will not have the last word. the truth will have the last word, and we the minions of freedom fighters who, hear these words and agree that the balance has already tipped against slavery. To reference the story of passover, the slaves walked out of mind control into the LIGHT, split the red sea and walked across on dry land. Forty days and nights later, the slaves witnessed the full measure of their senses as the Hand of the Spirit of Unity wrote the law on saphire tablets in white and black fire!!!”

She needs to learn her Biblical parables! She confused the parting of the Red Sea, The Passover, AND Noah and the Ark. That already tells you that the rest is false and stupid.

“THE LAW WILL PUNISH THE GUILTY!!! they will be named here. Roseanne Barr is the husk that types these words.”

Oh God! If Roseanne Barr gets to punish the guilty, then the world is doomed!

“Prophecy is a meditation, mr. glenn beck german skinhead.”

More simple name-calling.

“mark your doors mr. polygymist, for the angel of "death" will not pass over your house.”

Yet another botched Biblical parable.

(your mask will fall, you'll be exposed-as a "death lover" NEC-TECH-bot/bought)!
(the angel of death is an energy vampire-search vampires here in the archives).

Just plain weird.

“Vampires cannot tolerate to see the CROSS OF CHRIST!
YOUR CHURCH PROTECTS PEDOPHILES AND CHRIST WILL NOT ALLOW THAT ANY LONGER!
CHRIST WILL SPEAK OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF THE MANY MANY VICTIMS YOUR KIND CREATES AND PROTECTS. THIS IS NO JOKE, VAMPIRE POLYGYMIST WOMAN HATER, PEDOPHILE ENABLER!!!”

Suddenly, she believes in Christ! Plus, yet another round of name-calling.


“you are the f***ing vampire dude. vampires are tricky little bastards as they try to speak for god, and pervert the message of peace in their tower of babbling bullsh*t! vampires are pedophiles and pedophiles are vampires.”

Not only do vampires now exist, but they are born pedophiles! Once again, she botches another Bible story, this one about the Tower of Babbling Bulls**t.

“THIS IS THE CROSS OF CHRIST (pick it up if you dare):
" send the suffering children to me, I will access/harness their hatred of evil, so to create heaven". pedophiles love the suffering of children. They love to make children doubt the truth.

This time, she deliberately screwed up Jesus’ words… as well as adding her own. She has now perverted the word of God.

“there is no doubt of that! do not doubt what your eyes tell you and your senses sense. you are being lied to by greedy perverts and death dealers!
FALL BABYLON!!!!!!”

Now, this is me talking. This entire post was riddled with hatred-spewing, mind-boggling, anti-republican, anti-Jesus, crazy, off-the-deep-end bullcrap. Which makes Roseanne Barr our current Hemorrhoid.